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@HumaneSitterYo have you ever stubbed you toe and yelled so hard the neighbors hear?
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Darrickevans
I will do it on myself
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@StubbySpearRandom question #1
What happens when you drop a bar of soap?
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FuzzyNiche
Have you noticed the places soap touches on your body, it was dirty before it hit the floor.
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StubbySpear
@low_key_lonley it was never supposed to be funny..?
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LushFather
Cancels eachother out
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StubbySpear
@SapphicPanic YESSSSSSS
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SapphicPanic
You get buttfucked
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StubbySpear
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hairygorilla737
I raped a black 4 year old girl in the middle of the subway station and then I shot her parents down with a turret. I also smuggled crack from Mexico and had sex when I was 9. I identify as a retard. I got my friend addicted. I broke up with my girlfriend for no reason. I stole the fucking moon. I killed Jake from Statefarm. I told my new gf "You look so good I want to treat you like a school... Shoot kids in you." And so I blew up the white house yesterday. I tell everyone that I'm Macaulay fucking culkin. I lit a hotel on fire because they didn't give me a free pepsi. I used some random guy named Eugene's credit card to by a lamborghini. I got shot when I tried escaping jail but I had already stabbed a guard and stole his bulletproof vest lol so I got away. Then I went on Omegle and started stroking to little children. I shot up a few kids at Saint Judes Cancer Research Center and lemme tell you... It was fun! 😀😀😀
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StubbySpear
@hairygorilla737 😨😨😨
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PoodleChu
Bad things happen...
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HoodedTure
I Pic it up
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low_key_lonley
This isn't funny 😐
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@IcyGoosePick one of these places to propose
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CausalBull
I'd propose at a Cafe, with the smell of coffee covering up my nervousness!
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@ZekkiZookiOkay you trapped in a cave and you get one item to help you survive
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VerbalHone
If anything can get me out of there it's Shrek
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@18.ducks_in.a.sockAnyone think co-existing with your future spouse is more important
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@FrenchTubeIs it wrong to be gay
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No, but I feel it's wrong to overly flaunt it and shove into everybody's face like every other PDA asshole couple
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@MurderofCrowsWhat would you do if you found a hair in your food during a holidaydinner
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