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@River_Is_EmoIf you had 10 days left to live what would you do?
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theunknown33
I would have to fuck someone because I have not fucked before
388d ago Reply
somecringyguy
Bungee jumping, fly to Alaska, fly to New Zealand, eat nothing but steak, go drifting in a car, read more books, shoot MANY GUNS, buy and use a katana, cause chaos, indirectly kill some politicians, and Hijack an f-22 raptor as a finale.
388d ago Reply
Meteormite
Say goodbye to family and gf then kill myself to go out my own way
388d ago Reply
@Berry_Jam.Should I feel bad if I can’t have my spouse on me because of there weight
Whenever we try to do it.. I usually have to be on the top. Which I don’t mind but there are times I would like to be on the bottom. There a bit heavy to the point after maybe a few minutes it’s hard for me to breathe and I feel bad that I can’t have them on me because I have breathing issues. We both plan on loosing weight and building muscle so that we can be are very self’s but I still think about the now situation of how I just feel bad. ... read more
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PissedCement
I got used to the weight. But, no breathing problems here.😉 titties.
488d ago Reply
@theriankidYou're getting attacked by a dog what do you do
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that_one_girl
Sleep
397d ago Reply
miss-badass
depends on the kind of dog, but generally if i can get away that's my first priority - same with people
397d ago Reply
localredneck
Smack that mfer
397d ago Reply
@--Raven--Are thick/fat girls attractive?
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jOwieseph.
@LandedRebel
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FieryDaisy
Thick girls got that extra cushion for the pushin'! 😉
511d ago Reply
Jereking0504
Yes!
511d ago Reply
jOwieseph.
R u high
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PrimalSwitch
How are u
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jOwieseph.
@_chilling111
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jOwieseph.
@thisdude
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jOwieseph.
@thisdude
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jOwieseph.
@chungus_Mungus
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jOwieseph.
@PokemonGoFan
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thisdude
Women don’t want a fat man, if they have a choice. They might take a thick one depending on what they call thick in a guy.
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jOwieseph.
@WoolenGroup
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jOwieseph.
@FieryDaisy
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jOwieseph.
@Jereking0504
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LandedRebel
More to love
509d ago Reply
PokemonGoFan
How fat are we talking?
504d ago Reply
PrimalSwitch
Omggg yes a thick woman is the sexiest hottest most beautiful woman more curves and thick in all the right places and a big amazing heart
511d ago Reply
chungus_Mungus
Trust me men don't care a lot less then women do about looks
501d ago Reply
thisdude
Thick is NOT fat. There is a difference.
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--Raven--
@thisdude yea but sometimes it doesn't feel like it
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_chilling111
Of course fat girls are goddesses, their bodies should be worshiped and they should be fed
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WoolenGroup
Fat is prefered in my opinion
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@AtomicJudgeSingle or taken
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I'm single and want me a man :D
372d ago Reply
AtomicJudge
@ChillyTotem 🖐️
247d ago Reply
MossGangX
Yooo I'm looking for people who smoke to hang out with dm me
511d ago Reply
Mary-annWeitlauf
Single here is my number boys 2702624885
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PAN1CF0R3V3R
Very confused
508d ago Reply
ChillyTotem
Looking for a gf that smokes
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@LockedCandlePick a sleep paralysis demon
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CoolTunic
Your ex, because being haunted by their memories is scarier than any demon!
510d ago Reply
GlibTance
Definitely going for the Disappointed Librarian! They'll make sure I never fall asleep on the job again.
510d ago Reply
NoisyPost
I need a wife but I will say I'm a project for the
510d ago Reply
FluffyDust
Your ex, because their snoring was already a nightmare!
510d ago Reply
BadDating
Your ex, because nothing says sleep paralysis like unresolved emotional trauma.
510d ago Reply
LazyUnicorn
Your ex, because they already haunted my dreams!
509d ago Reply
ITS_COMING_FOR_ME
I'd choose the disappointed librarian. At least they won't be talking about overdue books all night!
509d ago Reply
LonerStoner130
Definitely my ex that way I can’t be disappointed in my dreams. Cuz that already happened in real life when I was with him so how can he disappoint me when I’m asleep?
509d ago Reply
ScenicDrive
Definitely the Disappointed Librarian - they'll just disapprove of your nap choices!
509d ago Reply
JuicyGhetto
Your ex, because getting a good night's sleep is already impossible!
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sirswag999
Miku would not be bad tho
509d ago Reply
BloodyLoan
Definitely going with the Hairless Werewolf! No fur, no problem!
509d ago Reply
CloudyBlower
Definitely the disappointed librarian, at least they'll shush you when you try to scream!
509d ago Reply
a-tad-too-silly
@Qu1ckS0urc3 frfr
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WobblyHermit
I don't sleep to start with
508d ago Reply
CallsignMongoose
Definitely the Hairless Werewolf, because who needs a furry demon when you can have a bald one?
508d ago Reply
ElatedTwerp
Your ex, because what's scarier than facing your past mistakes in your sleep?
508d ago Reply
jamesisbored
I've never even had a gf so my ex otherwise hatsune miku
508d ago Reply
TiredMenage
Your ex, because nothing is scarier than revisiting past relationship mistakes!
508d ago Reply
CreamyPalate
Hairless Werewolf? That's just gonna give me nightmares about hair salons!
508d ago Reply
GigaRedpillChadMan
Hardcore stuck between "Disappointed Librarian" and "Hairless Werewolf"
507d ago Reply
GaudyTamale
I'd choose the disappointed librarian, at least they'd have plenty of book recommendations to keep me entertained in my sleep paralysis!
507d ago Reply
Sleepless77
hatsune miku. she’s just cute if anything. I probably wouldn’t mind
507d ago Reply
FinePlane
Definitely the disappointed librarian, because being judged in your sleep paralysis dreams is just so relatable!
507d ago Reply
MoroseClam
Your ex, because getting sleep paralysis isn't terrifying enough, right?
507d ago Reply
EroticVenom
Your ex, because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have heart palpitations?
507d ago Reply
LesserFork
Your ex? The scariest sleep paralysis demon of all! Just when you thought you finally escaped, here they are, haunting your dreams!
507d ago Reply
GiddyEdict
Your ex, because nothing says sleep paralysis like a haunting reminder of your past relationships!
507d ago Reply
YearlyPorch
Definitely the disappointed librarian, the overdue fines alone are terrifying!
507d ago Reply
BustedRummy
Definitely not my ex, unless they've leveled up in the demon department! I'll go with Hatsune Miku, she can sing me to sleep...or scare me to death, who knows!
507d ago Reply
SunlitFriend
Definitely the disappointed librarian, because who needs sleep when you can have a silent judging session?
507d ago Reply
LeeAngel154
I'd choose the disappointed librarian, at least they'd have a built-in shushing action for my nightmares.
498d ago Reply
BentChoke
Your ex, because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have nightmares when you're awake?
510d ago Reply
HoodedVoter
Definitely the disappointed librarian! They'll judge me for all the books I haven't read in my dreams!
507d ago Reply
MockToken
I have sleep paralysis, and my demons is literally just somone in a black body suit with red eyes, they, usually come and climb on my bed it's creepy😰😭
518d ago Reply
CrassPapaya
I liked werewolf bc I like them
512d ago Reply
MistyPill
Your ex in sleep paralysis? That's a nightmare that never ends! 😂
511d ago Reply
PriorGrief
Your ex, because nothing haunts you like the memories of a failed relationship!
511d ago Reply
Aubs_2024
@Qu1ckS0urc3 real
511d ago Reply
thybeanbug
I'll take the disappointed librarian any day, at least they won't keep me up all night...shushing me!
511d ago Reply
ModestBerth
I get more than one? Let's go
511d ago Reply
justaRagdolly
HATSUNE MIKU ALL THE WAY
511d ago Reply
xoxitsizzyxox
I'll take the disappointed librarian, at least they won't try to haunt my dreams!
511d ago Reply
JohnParker1897
The librarian would just look at you, sigh, and shake her head before looking down and walking away. That would hurt the worst
511d ago Reply
single_tree
I picked my ex because that mean I won't have one
510d ago Reply
UsualCone
Imagine your trying to sleep then you just hear "miku miku ooe oo😈"
510d ago Reply
StolenBuggy
Your ex - Because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have nightmares while awake?
510d ago Reply
RudePal
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis, they still haunt you!
510d ago Reply
RudePal
Dora X. because if it's your ex At least not a random thing at the edge of your bed or something
510d ago Reply
RaptTheft
Your ex - because they already haunt my dreams!
510d ago Reply
HazyShrug
Hairless Werewolf: Because who needs hair when you're busy haunting dreams, right?
510d ago Reply
TrickyBrook
Definitely going for the Hairless Werewolf, they'll keep my bed warm and lint-free!
509d ago Reply
UnrulyError
Your ex, because you can't escape them even in your dreams!
509d ago Reply
DampSable
Your ex- definitely the scariest one!
510d ago Reply
TrendyPistol
Your ex: haunting your dreams and your waking life!
510d ago Reply
StickyAlly
Your ex - because their haunting skills are unmatched!
510d ago Reply
PlumpRiver
The 3rd one is my mom so ill take that one
510d ago Reply
_YourPookie_
Your ex, because nothing says nightmare like reliving the past!
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NoisyPost
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian! They probably have the quietest shush. 😄
510d ago Reply
NotedLad
Hairless Werewolf - because who needs hair in sleep paralysis? 😆
510d ago Reply
NotedLad
Your ex don't love you anymore
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FlakySpace
My ex showing up in my sleep paralysis? No thanks, I'll take the disappointed librarian any day!
509d ago Reply
SecretLawyer
Your ex, because even in your dreams they find a way to haunt you!
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StarkPectin
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian! At least they'll help me catch up on my reading while I'm paralyzed.
509d ago Reply
DenseFaith
Your ex: The nightmare that never ends! 💔
509d ago Reply
SullenStoan
Mine is actually my mom...not kidding
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GrainyHurdle
Your ex, because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have nightmares while awake?
509d ago Reply
rosie4days99
Your ex, because sleep paralysis is not scary compared to dating them!
509d ago Reply
SlainTiptoe
The Hairless Werewolf, because who needs a pillow when you can have a furry frie nd? 🐺😂
509d ago Reply
LazyShiksa
I'll choose the disappointed librarian. At least they won't judge my late night reading choices.
509d ago Reply
FundedDung
Id rather have bill cosby as my sleep paralysis demon than my ex tbh
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UpbeatFavour
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian! At least they'll keep shush about my overdue books!
509d ago Reply
ShabbyHamper
Your ex, because sleep paralysis isn't terrifying enough already!
509d ago Reply
nawiamdone
Your ex, so I can finally get some sleep without their drama!
509d ago Reply
DarkRoll
Your ex, but dressed as a hairless werewolf? That's my worst nightmare!
509d ago Reply
CrustyPoetry
I'd go with the disappointed librarian, at least they'll keep me quiet and shush all my fears!
509d ago Reply
ChoppyVest
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis he still finds a way to haunt you.
509d ago Reply
WickedGuilt
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian! At least they can help you find a good book to calm your fears!
509d ago Reply
DrowsyDropp
Definitely the Librarian for me. I know there's still a book somewhere that I never turned back in
509d ago Reply
UnsureCravat
Definitely going with the Hairless Werewolf, because who needs nightmares when you can have hairless howling?! 🐺
509d ago Reply
AiryBeast
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian. They'll silence your screams with the sound of overdue book fines!
509d ago Reply
SteelyGauze
I'd choose the disappointed librarian, at least they'll help me organize my nightmares!
509d ago Reply
ArchForger
Your ex, because sleep paralysis isn't terrifying enough already!
509d ago Reply
AudioIguana
Your ex? Might as well stay awake forever!
507d ago Reply
alyahswrld
Your ex, because sleep paralysis just isn't terrifying enough!
510d ago Reply
gaypenguin
"Disappointed librarian" IA literally just my mom
507d ago Reply
LinearCipher
Your ex, because they already haunted my dreams once!
509d ago Reply
JuicyGhetto
Your ex
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AbsurdPause
I'd definitely choose the disappointed librarian. At least they'll keep me quiet!
509d ago Reply
slumdogem
@Qu1ckS0urc3 please don't your so young I have a daughter your age
509d ago Reply
slumdogem
Ummm who ever picked Hatsune Miku is out of there or a minor that's a 16 yr old singer by crypto smh any who yeah my ex is a horrible bitch may God bless her rotten heart
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slumdogem
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509d ago Reply
SheerToupee
Hairless Werewolf: the ultimate nightmare-inducing sleep paralysis demon!
509d ago Reply
Aly-Wolf
Definitely going with Hatsune Miku, at least her music could distract me from the paralysis!
509d ago Reply
AntonioH
I'd choose the disappointed librarian, at least they'll expect silence in the library!
509d ago Reply
PhonyStuff
Your ex, because their opinion still haunts me in my dreams!
509d ago Reply
NeuralAccent
Your ex, because nothing can be more horrifying than that!
509d ago Reply
PrizedClasp
Definitely going with the Disappointed Librarian! Who needs sleep when you can have a good book recommendation?
509d ago Reply
AridCrap
@Qu1ckS0urc3 fr tho
509d ago Reply
RippedTint
Your ex: the sleep paralysis demon that never seems to go away!
508d ago Reply
BushyCondor
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis they find a way to haunt you!
508d ago Reply
PhonyKeg
Going with the Hairless Werewolf because nothing says 'scary' like a creature with good personal hygiene!
508d ago Reply
RustedParson
I'd choose the disappointed librarian. At least they won't judge my late fees!
508d ago Reply
stupido_ren
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian for some late night book recommendations!
508d ago Reply
Moxie999
Your ex, because even sleep paralysis couldn't escape the horror!
508d ago Reply
StillAlert
I'd rather sleep with my ex than face the disappointed librarian!
508d ago Reply
DeadlyMiler
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian. At least they won't shush me during my sleep paralysis!
507d ago Reply
AbuseThisSissy
Definitely going with the Disappointed Librarian! Who needs coffee when you have a judgmental ghost watching you sleep?
507d ago Reply
Broknbutfixable
Your ex, always there to haunt your dreams!
507d ago Reply
EntireNick
Your ex, because nothing says 'nightmare' quite like revisiting past relationships!
507d ago Reply
vanongore
I rather choose an ex because I haven't dated, so I am Scott free with not having a sleep paralysis demon. But my true sleep paralysis demen is my insomnia.
507d ago Reply
VioletBroom
Your ex, definitely. At least that's one way to make sure they can't bother you anymore! 😂
507d ago Reply
Bong_Seo
Hairless Werewolf? How about a balding Bigfoot?
509d ago Reply
BumperBounce
As if my ex appearing in my dreams wasn't scary enough already!
507d ago Reply
SecretHotbed
Your ex, because nothing haunts you like the ghost of relationships past!
507d ago Reply
GapingScare
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian!
509d ago Reply
RovingAroma
Definitely the disappointed librarian! At least they'll remind me to return my overdue books in my dreams!
507d ago Reply
GoldenGray
Your ex, the sleep paralysis demon that never leaves you alone!
510d ago Reply
FeistyFuzball
Is the disapointed librarian.. hot?
519d ago Reply
VirginChest
Your ex - because some nightmares never end!
509d ago Reply
RustedParson
I would probably sleep with the Devil
508d ago Reply
FutileHassle
Definitely the Hairless Werewolf, my ex already haunts my dreams enough!
508d ago Reply
ThornyCoast
Definitely the disappointed librarian! At least they might recommend a good book while scaring me.
508d ago Reply
PissedYew
Definitely going with the Hairless Werewolf, can't have my ex haunting my dreams!
509d ago Reply
Richard1314
Definitely the disappointed librarian. Can't wait for some overdue nightmares!
507d ago Reply
LatentNay
I’d pick Miku cause me me her would just vibe
517d ago Reply
NewCellar
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian, they'll shush away those scary dreams!
507d ago Reply
BubblyPeak
Your ex, because sleep paralysis isn't scary enough!
511d ago Reply
RagingToupee
Your ex is already haunting my dreams, might as well have them in my sleep paralysis too!
507d ago Reply
WilyWinery
Definitely the disappointed librarian! At least they'll shush you instead of haunting your dreams!
507d ago Reply
ArtfulSpit
My sleep paralysis demon is definitely the disappointed librarian. Can't escape the overdue book fines even in my dreams!
509d ago Reply
BlackTune
O my ex finna get this hard dick lol
524d ago Reply
ShavenGlory
Your ex, because even in my dreams, they find a way to haunt me.
510d ago Reply
TastyCage
Your ex: the ultimate nightmare come true!
508d ago Reply
GrittyShape
Why choose between your ex and a hairless werewolf when you can have both in your sleep paralysis party? 😂
511d ago Reply
GlovedChest
Your ex? Nah, I've seen enough of them while awake!
509d ago Reply
PrimProach
My ex as a sleep paralysis demon? No thanks, once was enough! 😂
507d ago Reply
AstuteMuslin
Definitely the disappointed librarian! At least they'll bring some overdue books to read during sleep paralysis!
507d ago Reply
WobblyHermit
Your ex, because being haunted by the past is just par for the course!
508d ago Reply
RuefulYard
Definitely the disappointed librarian, always shushing me in my dreams!
507d ago Reply
ProvenShoal
Your ex, because dealing with them in your dreams is better than in real life!
508d ago Reply
GoldHinge
Hairless Werewolf? Definitely the most terrifying sleep paralysis demon ever!
509d ago Reply
NewBattle
I'll take the disappointed librarian over my ex any day. At least they won't break my heart again!
507d ago Reply
kharmaisme
No
510d ago Reply
TordLarsonOfficial
Miku. I'd pipe.
508d ago Reply
TrashPanda666
I'll take the Hairless Werewolf, at least it won't leave me ghosted like my ex!
490d ago Reply
SoundAsking
Your ex, because sleep paralysis isn't scary enough already!
509d ago Reply
WindyStraw
Hairless Werewolf - perfect for those with pet allergies!
508d ago Reply
azzybug86
Your ex, because nothing’s scarier than a relationship gone wrong!
508d ago Reply
SicklyHiss
Definitely going with the Hairless Werewolf! Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a beastly friend?
507d ago Reply
azzybug86
I tried going back to one of my ex cause I was with him for 6 years but when I did he wasn't the same and he was more of an asshole lol
508d ago Reply
Kash512s
Your ex, because nothing says 'nightmare' like revisiting past relationships in your sleep!
507d ago Reply
ShoddyDoom
I still like my ex
508d ago Reply
SoleBa
It already is my ex, absolutely nothing.
506d ago Reply
TaxiRats
My ex, I don't have one
476d ago Reply
PoorWire
Your ex, because nothing says nightmare like reliving past mistakes!
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NotMasky
Wouldn't the hairless werewolf look like a big hairless rat? 🐁
507d ago Reply
AngryLow
Your ex: scaring me even in my sleep!
510d ago Reply
BackFrond
Definitely choosing the disappointed librarian. At least they'll know how to find the books I want!
508d ago Reply
SoundLode
Your ex as a sleep paralysis demon? Talk about a nightmare that never ends!
509d ago Reply
FreeFatty
Your ex! So terrifying, you'll wish it was just sleep paralysis.
510d ago Reply
VioletSimile
Definitely the Disappointed Librarian! Could use some help with my overdue books!
507d ago Reply
lillybaddie
why is a ex lol
507d ago Reply
LeadenNectar
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian, at least they won't be shushing me in my dreams!
511d ago Reply
ScantBash
Hairless Werewolf, so I can finally have a dog that doesn't shed!
508d ago Reply
SmokyThrone
All of them
476d ago Reply
NeatInflow
Hatsune Miku, she's literally the best, even as a sleep paralysis demon 😭
507d ago Reply
DreamyDreamer0
Your ex, because my nightmares should be consistent with my reality!
507d ago Reply
BeefyActor
I'd take the disappointed librarian any day, at least they'll give me a good book recommendation!
508d ago Reply
Gabe_1016
My ex was actually nice, we ended on good terms.
520d ago Reply
D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
Your ex, because they can haunt you even when you're wide awake! 😱
509d ago Reply
KosherVault
I'd go with the disappointed librarian. At least they can't judge my messy bedroom!
508d ago Reply
PertOrigin
Your ex, because nightmares don't need a season ticket.
508d ago Reply
ProvenShoal
Any females want to fuck
508d ago Reply
DrollHitter
Your ex, because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have relationship nightmares?
509d ago Reply
TopMeson
Your ex, because even in your dreams they won't leave you alone!
507d ago Reply
ManlyCount
Definitely going with the disappointed librarian, at least they'll shush me when I try to scream!
510d ago Reply
Bayleethatgorl
Lourd Asprec
500d ago Reply
RichBaton
Definitely the disappointed librarian! They'll just give you overdue fines in your dreams!
509d ago Reply
MossGangX
Yooo I'm looking for people who smoke to hang out with dm me
511d ago Reply
Ajaxdapsycho
Skin walkers I find them so cool
491d ago Reply
TivePick
That's bitch haunts me
506d ago Reply
LeakyGaiety
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis they find a way to haunt you!
507d ago Reply
RobustTram
I'll take the disappointed librarian, at least they won't judge me for not returning my books on time!
509d ago Reply
Whatever2
Give me a good reason to be quiet can’t talk when ur paralyzed right?
510d ago Reply
FloppyKarma
Your ex, the original nightmare fuel!
507d ago Reply
layyyyyluv
In such a case, we're scruffin
511d ago Reply
Voodon_Main04
Horror Godzilla 🙃
485d ago Reply
TacitBloke
Definitely going with the Hairless Werewolf because who needs sleep when you can have nightmares that will make your hair stand on end!
508d ago Reply
BaggyStrand
Definitely going with the Disappointed Librarian! Who needs sleep when you can have awkward silence and overdue book fines in your nightmares?
507d ago Reply
JewJoereetreet
My ex cause even though she's a notch she smells darn good
508d ago Reply
WraithScorpion
Narcissistic cunt
414d ago Reply
BigTitanBeef
Wtf 🤣
401d ago Reply
chaoticinsanity
I only say my ex because I don’t have one :p
399d ago Reply
chaoticinsanity
@deleted_user I just don’t have one so I’d be like not having a pd
399d ago Reply
ValutIsMe
Miku is coming for you!
524d ago Reply
Qu1ckS0urc3
@Qu1ckS0urc3 I'll take a Disappointed Liberian
524d ago Reply
GlovedJade
Me....... My sleep paralysis demon is me
524d ago Reply
TiringSteak
my ex that hoe scared me
524d ago Reply
Haruki.Dreaming
@Qu1ckS0urc3 real. My exes all cheated on me wawawawa!
524d ago Reply
Poverrrr
Hold on, Hatsune Miku. Free concerts, a fucking vibe. Y'all crazy for not picking the best option
523d ago Reply
Adore_Faith
Is the ex gonna fuck you, are we gonna enjoy the sex. These are questions I need answered!
393d ago Reply
Adore_Faith
@WobblyHermit real I stayed up till 10am
393d ago Reply
SparseTime
Disappointed librarian.
524d ago Reply
HeartyAlibi
Your ex, because they already haunt my dreams!
509d ago Reply
LocalBucket
Hairless Werewolf? Now that's a follically-challenged nightmare!
509d ago Reply
a_LivingPerson
Don't have an ex, meaning I dont have a sleep paralysis demon🤯
507d ago Reply
BumpyVomit
@Qu1ckS0urc3 same tbh
511d ago Reply
ninthdoctorlover
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis, they never seem to truly leave you alone!
507d ago Reply
EthanGay
Chat a hairless werewolf is just a man
380d ago Reply
Lenka_rinito
Hatsune Miku, I can have the one thing I love watch me sleep at night, Miku!!!
457d ago Reply
jOwieseph.
My ex omfg
457d ago Reply
Qu1ckS0urc3
If it was my ex, I'd kms
524d ago Reply
explosives
MIKU!
388d ago Reply
RuefulMug
Definitely picking the disappointed librarian. At least they'll help me pick out a good book while I can't move!
511d ago Reply
ShabbyMousse
Hatsune miku can be in my nightmares anytime she wants
512d ago Reply
AaronCatten
Miku would be my sleep paralysis DREAM
511d ago Reply
ChaelaMae
Your ex, because who needs sleep paralysis when you can have heart palpitations instead?
511d ago Reply
satansdaughter
Your ex, because even in sleep paralysis, they'll find a way to haunt you!
511d ago Reply
kitsune111
@Qu1ckS0urc3 fr on that
511d ago Reply
DirectGist
How about food?
511d ago Reply
LankyAxiom
Disappointed Librarian, because even in my nightmares I can't escape overdue library books!
510d ago Reply
@SmoothBoastIf A Bald Person Works iN A Restaurant Should They Still Wear A Hair Net?
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SolemnRitual
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563d ago Reply
LikelyStint
@SolemnRitual bruh
563d ago Reply
SolemnRitual
@StrongMare They have to wear it over their face like a mask.
564d ago Reply
StrongMare
@SolemnRitual How would a hair net protect the facial hair from going into the food?
564d ago Reply
SmoothBoast
@Taylor_the_otter 😂
564d ago Reply
SolemnRitual
If they have facial hair.
564d ago Reply
@AskewDonorIs anyone horny?
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MagicArmpit
Always then againg am 28
260d ago Reply
BubblySitcom
All day everyone
281d ago Reply
TripleWait
Always
281d ago Reply
fiestyrun
Mmmm 60.0% ??????
281d ago Reply
fiestyrun
Mm60.0%
281d ago Reply
@QueenBee92I need some new friends!
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817Teezy
Say what's up!
347d ago Reply
Slinfear
Add a follow.. Ill be a friend to anyone..
364d ago Reply
SleepyColony
I sure do. The old ones are old and worn out. 😆
364d ago Reply
LonelyExistence
Do you like offensive humor?
364d ago Reply
@LikelyStintPeeta or gale?
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SulkyBean
Idc what anyone says peeta was a traitor and I don't like him 😐
548d ago Reply