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How would you react if your BF/GF licked your sweaty armpit?

29 hunches
Dump the gross creep
Weird, but NBD
Im SO wet/hard!
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drkthylacine

Um I think I'd have to clamp my armpit over his face and do an alligator roll without immediately letting go. It'll scare him from wanting to do that shit again xD

421d ago Reply

Selene69

I'd bury my face in his while he licked away

421d ago Reply

SadisticFuck25

I've done exactly that...and had it done to me

421d ago Reply

drkthylacine

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421d ago Reply

WateryHuddle

I get hard for a lot of things lol

417d ago Reply


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What are you not apologizing for?

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VerbalHone

I don't apologize for shit to anybody else in my life, I like taking "me" time and I've got my dating priorities straight, they don't like it that's their problem, not mine

364d ago Reply

BubblyCream

Lmao I don't know to say, I apologize for so much stuff... I apologize for shit that ain't even my fault

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If I feel the need to apologize for my imperfections, you ain't the one boo

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I don't apologize for shit.

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@Willowbrook Oh...enough said sweetie. I understand

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Willowbrook

@NERDtasticQUEEN I have CPTSD from a 10 year marriage with a narcissist

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NERDtasticQUEEN

@Willowbrook why did you feel the need to apologize for those things?

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Willowbrook

I literally apologize for all those so I'm feeling a bit attacked rn. So sorry 👀

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I am what I am, you ain't gotta love me

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Meteormite

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Would you perform sex acts you didn’t enjoy if your partner asked you to?

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How single is too single?

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Going to cafés alone
Laughing at own jokes
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VerbalHone

@SillySeal and I'm sorry that I know better than you

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal like me it seems you were just born cursed I guess

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VerbalHone

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal you couldn't sound more complex than you do right now

325d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal I'm a rebel too, but I'm a rebel without publicly being a rebel, I look out for my own peace and happiness and I don't settle for anything less than exactly what I want from a person. If they're not my type or if they don't match my freak, than they're obviously not for me.

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal thinking you can raise a family let alone kids in this fucked up world, is insanity in itself

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal I hope you have nothing but miscarriages

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ErsatzMane

none of these

313d ago Reply

LonelyHiker

Laughing at your own jokes definitely. The other two are normal for people who are single with healthy psyches.

331d ago Reply

Justrollwithit

Is buying ourself shit really mean ur single

331d ago Reply

SignedHero

I don't know

331d ago Reply

BroadSpouse

I would say I'm too single. When I got into my alcoholism I acknowledged that I wasn't a person I would want to be around and stopped trying. I spent most of a decade like that. I'm sober now, but I'm still not a great personality. Not much of a personality from my vantage point.

331d ago Reply

ThatFrogSprout

None of these, this is all just appreciating your own company😂

331d ago Reply

Steelheart

There isn't such a thing as "too single". People can be perfectly happy on their own; anyone else who thinks it's weird just doesn't have the same ability and is more codependent. I refuse to date til I've got a passport and a remote job; but I'm not gonna deprive myself of joy in life because of that, especially when I can just hang with friends instead of wasting time dating someone who's also seeing 5 other guys a week for free dinners. Juice ain't worth the squeeze

331d ago Reply

cherri.marie

These dont count as examples that much, I think a better example would be like "watched movies alone for 10+ years" lol

331d ago Reply

VerbalHone

Realizing you haven't found your type yet

325d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal then don't be here, nobody's forcing you to stay, if you want to leave just do it.

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal if you can't even be touchy feely with a person, existing is a waste of fucking time and life. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later, if you really want to settle for less and not really value nor respect yourself.

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal I mean you don't respect yourself enough to just want a long romance and settling for less and having children is settling for less

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal it was and is and that's what drives me away from it I turned my back on that pointless shit long ago. I'm going to live the rest of my life child free even if it fucking kills me.

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal then you're setting yourself up for nothing more than fucking failure. People like you is why the world is so immensely fucked as it is

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal because you choose your own failure pain and suffering over your own peace and happiness. You settle for ungrateful beings who are just going to be fucking awful to you and you're going to complain and there's going to be fuck all you could do about it. And meanwhile I'll be the smart one with my freedom and no insufferable brats to drag me into whatever abyss you're blindly falling into

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal and that's why you'll fail and you'll lose everything. Because you're giving your life your freedom away to lesser beings

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal maybe actually respect yourself be more open with people romantically and realize that children and family don't equal a person's happiness nor peace.

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal if you actually know that and don't make the same mistakes that your parents and grandparents made by having families, you're worth more than being another carbon copy of your parents and grandparents

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal cause it's literally the greatest fucking feeling in the world when it happens

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal with each reply you give you keep getting more and more fucking boring. No fucking wonder you're Asexual

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal you should never be alright with dying single and alone. That's why I'll never fully respect you cause you don't fully respect yourself.

324d ago Reply

BlackFlip

@P90XPaladin so when did it start 4 u

331d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal cause you're quite literally dead inside. I might as well be talking to a corpse 🧟‍♀️

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal they don't count if you're feeling intimately lonely but then again I keep forgetting you're dead inside 💀

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal clearly it just frustrates me that people like you even exist nowadays, even more proof that love is fucking dead nowadays

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal I wish nothing but the absolute fucking worst for you in life.

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal you truly are making it sound like suicide is literally your only option

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal either try harder or leave. I've been down that road of trying to end it all, I had my own different reasons back then but I stopped when I still had time and realized my own peace and happiness was worth me living not everybody else's, I stopped giving a fuck what people thought of me after that and focused on my own happiness and what I want from a partner. And clearly you do not have your relationship priorities screwed on right. Either stop being Asexual or stop living, there is no fucking in-between.

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal life without wanting sex & romance, is a fucking waste of life PERIOD. I keep hearing life is too short, if that's true you might as well do whatever the fuck you want and that includes Romance and sex, the 2 guaranteed joys in life

324d ago Reply

VerbalHone

@SillySeal it's better than cocaine, LSD, weed, crack and meth

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal only way you'll actually do that is by never having children.

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VerbalHone

@SillySeal you might as well be 😤

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