How would you react if your BF/GF licked your sweaty armpit?

drkthylacine
Um I think I'd have to clamp my armpit over his face and do an alligator roll without immediately letting go. It'll scare him from wanting to do that shit again xD
421d ago Reply

Selene69
I'd bury my face in his while he licked away
421d ago Reply

SadisticFuck25
I've done exactly that...and had it done to me
421d ago Reply

drkthylacine
This GIPHY GIF has retired! Hunch now uses Tenor!🔥✌️
421d ago Reply

WateryHuddle
I get hard for a lot of things lol
417d ago Reply
What is your ideal dream vacation spot?

donRobin
Campground
263d ago Reply

yobarnita
Beach baby 🏖️
189d ago Reply

Abhishek7
In bed with the partner
191d ago Reply

ViralBlog101
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191d ago Reply

rajeevnotrajiv
Germany
188d ago Reply

JustLucie
Italy<3
279d ago Reply
What are you not apologizing for?

VerbalHone
I don't apologize for shit to anybody else in my life, I like taking "me" time and I've got my dating priorities straight, they don't like it that's their problem, not mine
364d ago Reply

BubblyCream
Lmao I don't know to say, I apologize for so much stuff... I apologize for shit that ain't even my fault
363d ago Reply

j1nxbtch
If I feel the need to apologize for my imperfections, you ain't the one boo
359d ago Reply

SinewyPrince
All of them
364d ago Reply

Bombadil
Self maintenance is non-negotiable. I don't expect anyone else to take care of me but I do expect them to respect my desire to do so.
364d ago Reply

VertigoKeyz
I don't apologize for shit.
364d ago Reply

NERDtasticQUEEN
@Willowbrook Oh...enough said sweetie. I understand
364d ago Reply

Willowbrook
@NERDtasticQUEEN I have CPTSD from a 10 year marriage with a narcissist
364d ago Reply

NERDtasticQUEEN
@Willowbrook why did you feel the need to apologize for those things?
364d ago Reply

Willowbrook
I literally apologize for all those so I'm feeling a bit attacked rn. So sorry 👀
364d ago Reply

Reanimatedbyforce
I am what I am, you ain't gotta love me
364d ago Reply

NERDtasticQUEEN
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NERDtasticQUEEN
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What do you like to do for fun?

Meteormite
I was about to answer before realizing just how much it's changed over the years. For as long as I can remember it was Legos, them it was reading. Then it was hiking and climbing, then carving then woodburning
160d ago Reply
How single is too single?

VerbalHone
@SillySeal and I'm sorry that I know better than you
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal like me it seems you were just born cursed I guess
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VerbalHone
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VerbalHone
@SillySeal you couldn't sound more complex than you do right now
325d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal I'm a rebel too, but I'm a rebel without publicly being a rebel, I look out for my own peace and happiness and I don't settle for anything less than exactly what I want from a person. If they're not my type or if they don't match my freak, than they're obviously not for me.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal thinking you can raise a family let alone kids in this fucked up world, is insanity in itself
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal I hope you have nothing but miscarriages
324d ago Reply

ErsatzMane
none of these
313d ago Reply

LonelyHiker
Laughing at your own jokes definitely. The other two are normal for people who are single with healthy psyches.
331d ago Reply

Justrollwithit
Is buying ourself shit really mean ur single
331d ago Reply
SignedHero
I don't know
331d ago Reply

BroadSpouse
I would say I'm too single. When I got into my alcoholism I acknowledged that I wasn't a person I would want to be around and stopped trying. I spent most of a decade like that. I'm sober now, but I'm still not a great personality. Not much of a personality from my vantage point.
331d ago Reply

ThatFrogSprout
None of these, this is all just appreciating your own company😂
331d ago Reply

Steelheart
There isn't such a thing as "too single". People can be perfectly happy on their own; anyone else who thinks it's weird just doesn't have the same ability and is more codependent. I refuse to date til I've got a passport and a remote job; but I'm not gonna deprive myself of joy in life because of that, especially when I can just hang with friends instead of wasting time dating someone who's also seeing 5 other guys a week for free dinners. Juice ain't worth the squeeze
331d ago Reply

cherri.marie
These dont count as examples that much, I think a better example would be like "watched movies alone for 10+ years" lol
331d ago Reply

VerbalHone
Realizing you haven't found your type yet
325d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal then don't be here, nobody's forcing you to stay, if you want to leave just do it.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal if you can't even be touchy feely with a person, existing is a waste of fucking time and life. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later, if you really want to settle for less and not really value nor respect yourself.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal I mean you don't respect yourself enough to just want a long romance and settling for less and having children is settling for less
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal it was and is and that's what drives me away from it I turned my back on that pointless shit long ago. I'm going to live the rest of my life child free even if it fucking kills me.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal then you're setting yourself up for nothing more than fucking failure. People like you is why the world is so immensely fucked as it is
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal because you choose your own failure pain and suffering over your own peace and happiness. You settle for ungrateful beings who are just going to be fucking awful to you and you're going to complain and there's going to be fuck all you could do about it. And meanwhile I'll be the smart one with my freedom and no insufferable brats to drag me into whatever abyss you're blindly falling into
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal and that's why you'll fail and you'll lose everything. Because you're giving your life your freedom away to lesser beings
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal maybe actually respect yourself be more open with people romantically and realize that children and family don't equal a person's happiness nor peace.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal if you actually know that and don't make the same mistakes that your parents and grandparents made by having families, you're worth more than being another carbon copy of your parents and grandparents
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal cause it's literally the greatest fucking feeling in the world when it happens
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal with each reply you give you keep getting more and more fucking boring. No fucking wonder you're Asexual
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
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VerbalHone
@SillySeal you should never be alright with dying single and alone. That's why I'll never fully respect you cause you don't fully respect yourself.
324d ago Reply

BlackFlip
@P90XPaladin so when did it start 4 u
331d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal cause you're quite literally dead inside. I might as well be talking to a corpse 🧟♀️
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal they don't count if you're feeling intimately lonely but then again I keep forgetting you're dead inside 💀
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal clearly it just frustrates me that people like you even exist nowadays, even more proof that love is fucking dead nowadays
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal I wish nothing but the absolute fucking worst for you in life.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal you truly are making it sound like suicide is literally your only option
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal either try harder or leave. I've been down that road of trying to end it all, I had my own different reasons back then but I stopped when I still had time and realized my own peace and happiness was worth me living not everybody else's, I stopped giving a fuck what people thought of me after that and focused on my own happiness and what I want from a partner. And clearly you do not have your relationship priorities screwed on right. Either stop being Asexual or stop living, there is no fucking in-between.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal life without wanting sex & romance, is a fucking waste of life PERIOD. I keep hearing life is too short, if that's true you might as well do whatever the fuck you want and that includes Romance and sex, the 2 guaranteed joys in life
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal it's better than cocaine, LSD, weed, crack and meth
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal only way you'll actually do that is by never having children.
324d ago Reply

VerbalHone
@SillySeal you might as well be 😤
324d ago Reply