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I'm addicted and I need to stop

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if you were a knight you would ?

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Jousting competition
Hunting Bandits
Leading the kings army
Wooing maidens
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RegrettableOgre

Maidens, jousting and feasting so I can be ready to slay bandits and fight the kings enemies

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J2thaMo85

Gotta get dem fair maidens 😉

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Emperor_Julius

Hunting bandits, wooing the maidens will follow 💪

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Would anyone care if I kill myself?

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Yes
84.4%
No
15.6%
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Lostinlife

@CoarseVoyce ok what lead you to this?

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number1sleepyhead

@CoarseVoyce I’m sorry you feel that way love 🫂

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Lostinlife

What’s wrong?

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CoarseVoyce

@number1sleepyhead I’m just waiting for the perfect time to come

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CoarseVoyce

@Lostinlife I’m@Lostinlife

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CoarseVoyce

@Lostinlife I don’t wanna be here anynore

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Lostinlife

Well since I don’t know the details. Let me share something with you. I bought a house with the girl that I love and was gonna start a family with but broke up and she already moved on with another guy and I still have to live with her. Trust me what I say I thought about quitting life because it literally torn me apart. But I gained more than losing. It isn’t easy but I’m glad I haven’t quit life. So like I said I don’t know what’s going but if you quit life, you’re causing more pain around you more than you realize

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CoarseVoyce

@number1sleepyhead no it’s not really anybody’s fault it is because I have many issues

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Lilmunchkin

i went thru many depressed times and had six suicidal attempts, i survived them each with a new lesson 1 there is always light after dark,no matter how long the dark may be light is always their 2 every day is a new chance to have a better day 3 no matter the pain, their is always tommorw, always a fresh start 4 it’s okay to have these feelings, get help ( not in a rude way) it works 5 u may think every one won’t care or won’t notice, but trust me they do, when i was in the hospital from the 4th attempt, i got over fifty extremely kind cards from people i didn’t know cared about me or even knew me 6this one is cheesy but, never give up. If u can push thru one day, just one day, tomorrow could be the best day, the best day is always waiting, u just have to make it there, it is harder then it sounds, but it is worth it, nothing is worth losing ur life to ur self trust me i will never have a SA again. please don’t kill yourself, you matter❤️❤️❤️

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TensePaint

@CoarseVoyce Jesus loves you, I know that might sound cheesy and not really helpful, but it's true. He sees you even if you don't feel it, and he wants you to live because he created you for a purpose. Seek him out by reading the Bible - maybe start with Psalms or John- and you'll see what I mean. Just give Him a chance to turn your life around, God loves you infinitely and He will help you get through this.

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ItsMeUrGirlMe

@CoarseVoyce There will always be someone out there who will care if your gone when one person dies not just one person actually dies you kill a small part of everyone you know I care now so please don't die

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ItsMeUrGirlMe

@CoarseVoyce NO one is a big problem there are people who care about you and people who want you here and your problems aren't your fault. I don't know what happened in the past or why you have the issues you do all I know is that there are people who are will be there for you sometimes all you gotta do is ask I spent so many days like why can't they see I'm not ok why won't they just ask me why I'm sad then I realized that's because I'm pretending to be ok and I told myself there not gonna know your sad if you don't show them or tell them sometimes and if they truly are there for you they will help and I recommend Betterhelp therapy or any therapy Please

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number1sleepyhead

@CoarseVoyce if you need to vent text me 🫶

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CoarseVoyce

I’m just an issue, I have bathroom problems, medical problems, sleeping problems, anger problems, anxiety, depression, etc

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AloofJumper

@CoarseVoyce You’re so much more than your issues. Your flaws do not define you.

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CoarseVoyce

@Lostinlife idk I am just a big problem in life

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number1sleepyhead

Who ever said no is fucked up

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CoarseVoyce

@number1sleepyhead that was me

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If you had to poop the last thing you searched how screwed are you

22 hunches
Oh shi# im done
Okish barely
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number1sleepyhead

How do I poop trust 👁️👄👁️

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alrizztopher

Bro...poop a person

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alwayshard

Mmmm

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Can someone be straight but still be a fag?

35 hunches
No only homos
Absolutely
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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 the fact you're using a slur. do you really want to associate yourself with that kind of language?

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CuteHostel

South Park explains it

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CadenYoung21

Best scene in the show other than “how would u like to suck my balls Mr garrison”

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number1sleepyhead

Only in South Park

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bananasthetigress

is this really the language you want on your profile?

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress what’s the problem?

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress lemme guess other people will find it offensive. Well I dont give a flying shit with legs about what some liberal that belongs on Facebook has to say about my post

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CadenYoung21

@CadenYoung21 any further questions

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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 it's the fact you find calling others slurs entertaining when hate towards groups of people is quite frankly an ugly look for you. I get it, you don't think you're doing anything wrong, but you're showing your hate quite effectively. until you accept others for who they are, you'll never find true happiness or redemption.

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress I laughed when I heard happiness and redemption because I am aware of the groups of people that might acknowledge what I say as hate but I don’t care I express my views to people and if that don’t like it they don’t have to write the Star Wars end credits telling me what I already know that I’m doing and I know the words aren’t the Christian things to say but I have redemption from my savior Jesus Christ and I can’t and won’t accept what I have been taught that will eat u a hot seat in hell

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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 Christ himself sat with those who were shunned from churches. For you to find redemption in Him, you have to find your love for ALL. Wasn't it Him who told us to Love Thy Neighbour? I've read the Bible and found that His love reaches all. My heart knows that Heaven isn't handed to us on a platter just because we go to church on Sundays. We earn His love through loving others and loving Him. As of now, you are still a sinner, and sin every day. What makes you different from someone else? Pray, love, and forgive. That is how you earn His forgiveness.

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress listen dude I know his love reaches all but I am not him no one will ever be as perfect as he is and our imperfections is what gives his forgiveness meaning and I’m not ashamed of my views on the different types of people of the world they are not normal they are mentally ill im not racist I respect my neighbors but when someone tries to tell me that they are a different gender or believes in gay marriage it make me sick to think of how hard people worked for our country just to go down the shithole

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CadenYoung21

@CadenYoung21 that’s all I have to say

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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 I'm Christian and believe that gay people have the right to marry and trans people can do as they please. They will go to Heaven if they believe in Him.

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress that’s not how it works I’m afraid because that’s called a fake Christian and they will not because homosexuality is a sin and sin doesn’t get u to heaven but u believe what u want and stop telling me what I already know about my views

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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 I'm afraid "fake christian" is the wrong term for me. God loves all. Not just you. I believe in His love for all. Being gay isn't a sin and therefore does not damn anyone to Hell.

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress I never said I was the only one god loves and I believe everyone deserves his love but in 1 Timothy is refers to homos and Paul states that no man will inherit the kingdom of god if they persists in sin and the word arsenokoitai as “homosexuals” or “men who have sex with men,” that Paul mentions proves my point

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bananasthetigress

@CadenYoung21 That's a bibe quote against rape... Try again

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CadenYoung21

@thelasttigress it mentions rape adultery and other sins in that quote oncliding homo but god said in genisis that a man shall leave his family to be with woman not another man

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NateTheGreat

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CadenYoung21

@TheProfessor nice but I could give two shots less

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CadenYoung21

@CadenYoung21 nice but I could give two shits less

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NateTheGreat

@CadenYoung21 you asked a question,like theirs only two choices.there are more than two sides to a coin.

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CadenYoung21

@TheProfessor my bad I just consider em all homos

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MuteSpine

Meant to vote for the second option.

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alwayshard

Bi sexual

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What length is your hair?

51 hunches
Short
Medium
Long
Bald/buzz
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KrispyNuggets

Afro here

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MuteSpine

@FetalJuice insert funny here

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MuteSpine

@FetalJuice I'm playing. I didn't realize you were a girl.

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MuteSpine

@FetalJuice I'll shoot back from behind the cars in your yard and the pile of beer cans!

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BakedZation

@FetalJuice follow me back

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MuteSpine

@FetalJuice in the words of the late Wesley Willis, cut the mullet!

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RexAsorus

𝕄𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝔾𝕆ℕ𝔼 💀

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Quick! A figure is coming at you with a knife what do you do/say?

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Uh. RUN
"Can I keep it"
*proceeds to die*
I CAN CHANGE HIM
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CrazedDrift

nah one of us is dying tonight and it ain't me

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would u date a chubby girl??

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yes
100.0%
no
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ValutIsMe

Anyone who has problems with larger girls, have problems in they head.

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CuteHostel

I like extra padding

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Mechanix or The Four Horsemen

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Mechanix
Four Horsemen
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If you could chill with a leader who would you chill with (no fighting!!)

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Vladimir Putin
King Charles
Xi Jinping
Joe Biden
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MuteSpine

@SpicyTang good for you. Unfortunately, I get the leaders other people deserve. Like Herr Biden.

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MuteSpine

Hitler would be more interesting - and respectable - than Biden. At least he was magnetic and honest, though nuts. Would Rasputin count?

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ItsMeUrGirlMe

@MuteSpine Hitler really I would rather spend 20 years in jail then even be face to face with Hitler disgusting

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Would you date a girl whose 5”9 and a bit overweight?

43 hunches
Yeah why not
Not my thing
Absolutely not
Doesn’t matter
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VerniDDegen

There are a lot more factors to consider but I think that your determination to better yourself will certainly be considered attractive by lots. And being 5'9 and a lil overweight by your standard won't ruin that. You go girl

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NikoWasHeree

I as a girl who's just about 5'9 and on the bigger side. I have a good diet and work out, it's in my genes to be bigger as my mother and grandmother are as well, I take good care of myself but that doesn't change much, it only influences how I grow

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ShutGin

And I am currently trying to stay consistent with the gym. I want to better myself.

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